So, I recently watched a movie that had me sobbing at three in the morning over how deliciously homoerotic it was, and decided I need to share it with the world.
Blood and Concrete, a lovely little film done in ‘91, staring Billy Zane, Jennifer Beals, and Mark Pellegrino.
To my knowledge it isn’t very well known, but maybe you guys have actually all seen it already and I’m just that weird asshole asking if everyone has seen Titanic yet or something.
If you haven’t seen it, however, I have two reasons why you need to get on this shit immediately.
It has a scene in which Mark Pellegrino’s character chases Billy Zane’s character around a table with his pants around his ankles and American flag bikini briefs on show. Yeah, it’s pretty much exactly what it sounds like. There is a bit more to that scene, but I don’t want to ruin a nice surprise.
And if THAT isn’t enough for your greedy ass, at one point Mark wears a hat with a bunch of tiny bears on it. And I mean, come on, how fucking cute is that? Satan in a little bear hat. Watch it for the bears, guys.
It’s not that hard to find at all, but if you need help I’d be more than happy to point you in the right direction. ♥ Or you could just buy it, of course.
I’m not saying you should download it what are you talking about.